The Sheltered

Ahh the Sheltered. How beautiful a life they have led. Never having anything bad happen to them in their life. For those that haven't led a sheltered life, can you imagine what that would have been like? How different you would be right now at this exact moment that you read this blog? I...I can't even comprehend not knowing anything about anything. Now look here, at times yes life can suck, trust me I know, but can you imagine never having any tragedy in life? As the sign in my house says, "No Rain...No Rainbows." Life is kind of like the Tower of Terror, there are a plethora of ups and downs, some people have more downs than ups and vice versa and not one person leads the exact same life as another person. Now for some people a, let's say fractured foot, is a HUGE deal. To others this is just a temporary set back. I guess tragedy is relative to the person. Now it would be wrong of me to judge someone or make fun of someone because what they think is a BIG deal wouldn't really be a big deal to me. But let's be real, it's not in my nature to care...soo, pretty much you can suck my dick. Now I'm not saying I have led the most outrageous life EVER. I grew up in Pleasant Hill, California. There ain't a whole lot of outrageous going on up in that bitch. But I guess it's a lot more outrageous than I could have imagined because most the people that go to Chapman are pansies. A bunch of pansies I go to school with. They think that they are entitled to everything in life. GUESS what ya bunch of pansies, This shit ain't free!! Just because you were handed everything in your life thus far, doesn't mean you are going to continue to be handed shit in life. Well, you probably will because let's face it, life ain't fair and rich will continue to get richer as I get poorer. I guess what I'm trying to say here is that there should be some sort of life test at the end of adolescence and if you don't pass you should be sent to an island, kind of like Survivor meets survival of the fittest which basically is just a super powered Survivor without cameras, and would essentially become unsheltered. You would have to spend a year on that island and if you die in the process well then that sucks for you. And if you come out a winner, well good for you, your life will now be better and you will piss me off less. I think that is a splendid idea. If I ever become president (HAHAHAHAHA, that would be a sight to see) that would be the first policy I would implement. Forget about the economy, forget about health care and all that other silliness. This is an important issue my friends.
Look people, I'm not saying I'm perfect because I'm not, none of us are. I saw a bumper sticker the other day that said,"If you think you are perfect, try walking on water." Now I'm not positive but I'm pretty sure that was some sort of a God reference, Jayvis help me out here. Look here bitch, bottom line if you act like an idiot, then I have every right in the world to call you such. So, moral of the story, if you don't want to be called an idiot...Don't act like one. That's some good life advice, I tell you. Any who, time to get out of your shell and do something. Stop being a little winey pansy bitch. Nobody likes a winey pansy bitch, not even a winey pansy bitch.

Done.

Guess Who's Back.

As the first week of my junior year comes to an end and I don't look forward to next week I sit and reminisce on the week that was and what the plethora of weeks to come will entail. I saw many familiar faces back at good ol' Chapman. When I say good I really do mean HORRIBLE...they charge me so far up the ass to go to this school that I can't even afford a car to get there. HEY Doty! While you're driving your Porsche or hovercraft or whatever else you drive to school let me borrow your helicopter please. I think that is the least you can do after taking all my money that you obviously don't need. Short little rat BASTARD! Oh Ohh! And don't even get me started on this fucking work study bullshit. 3 hours a week! 3 measly hours a week?! Are you kidding me?! How am I supposed to live off that shit?! OHHHHHHHHHH! Another thing is that stupid Argyros parking lot bidding bullshit. Can I just say, UGHHHHHHHHH! Not only is parking $290 then you're gonna do some stupid bidding bullshit so that the rich can have better parking spots and the peasants can fend for themselves and be all stressed out,"Ahhhh, I can't find a parking spot, so now I'm going to fail! Ahhh." This is BULLSHIT. So I guess what they say is true...life really isn't fair. The rich keep getting richer and I keep getting poorerrrr. The news was on campus today for God knows what(Jayvis, if you speak to God tonight ask him why they were on campus ok?) and I really wanted to run up to them and be like ohhh interview me, interview me!!! And then go off about this stupid ass school and how even if I wanted to transfer I really couldn't because most the credits don't even fucking transfer and then I would be so far behind that my brain might actually self combust. Ohh, it feels so good to be back my bitches. There will be many upon many special blogs to come. So I will have to tell you about the reminiscing some other time. I will try to keep them as eventful and as regular as possible because let's face it, my pain is your pleasure.
Good Night Everyone!