So I felt like I was extra bitchy last week. Maybe it was because I was having those girl problems or maybe it was something else, I honestly don't know but whatever it was I am sorry. Sometimes it is extremely hard for me to keep my mouth shut because people just really PISS me off but I do realize I need to start learning how to turn CC off and just let people be because in life people will piss you off and sometimes there ain't a damn thing you can do about it. So to the people that I actually care about that I was bitchy to, I am sorry. To the people I don't really give a shit about, I can't say that I am sorry, so yea, sucks to be you. I know there is no excuse for being a bitch. It's kinda like when you black-out (not that I have EVER done this) and say some of the rudest shit. Just because you blacked-out doesn't make it OK that you said that shit. You still have to apologize and work on the type of person you are. Because let's be real here, the drunk you is the real you, so you should work on that or just go die. I look at the person I was during lent (aka like the first 2 days but who's counting) and the person that just says whatever she wants and I realize, for whatever reason, I am a little bit more happier as the lent girl. That doesn't really make sense but not a whole lot makes sense in this crazy head of mine, or in life. So people, do you know what I am going to try to do, (maybe Jayvis can help me out on this one cuz you love God) I am going to see if I can get someone to talk to this God character and ask him to extend Lent. Maybe not for everyone. Maybe just for me. Fo real tho, I will try to be a better Ceasal (so not how you spell it but that was a shout out to DanYELL). Sorry for the boring blog. I guess the few feelings I have in this cold, shriveled-up little heart of mine are extremely boring. My bad.
Well, let's see, how can we make this more entertaining. Today, I went to the Dodgers, Giants game. Felt like a complete and total traitor for rockin' a Dodger's cap but fuck it cuz it was effing hot and I was DRENCHED in sweat and you all would have done the same thing if you were me. Can I just say, Dodger's fans are fucking annoying and SOO not classy. If we had been at AT&T Park I would not have been shitting my pants because I was about to wear a Giants shirt. Had I been a Dodger fan at AT&T Park, I would have felt completely safe. Fuck you Dodgers! Fuck your announcer too. No one compares to Kruk and Kuip. Love those guys. I actually miss the Bay Area.
Oh, in case some of you people missed it, the last dog of my childhood passed away. Sad day, I know. Just another part of my childhood, GONE. Does anyone have a time machine? Or maybe like a stop time machine? Or maybe you found the fountain of youth? If so let me know please because I am SO sick of growing up. I'm almost 20 years old. Do you know what that means? Well I'll tell ya. It means that I am no longer a teenager. I can no longer fuck up and be like "I'm just a kid, I don't know any better" and then have the little sad puppy dog eyes going. No, no, no, 20 year olds cannot do that. No, now I have to smart and wise and make good choices. Let me ask ya, where does this wisdom come from? Does it just pop out your ass the day you turn 20? On May 17, "Oh hey wisdom! Where ya been my whole life?" Nothing good happens after the teenage years except, 21. Other than that, there ain't much else happening. They should just make a landmark age. Like at 29 you get a free car! I would look forward to that. That would be a fun age to reach. Otherwise 29 cannot be fun. It's one year closer to 30 which is one year closer to 100. Anything with a 9 in it is NEVER good news. 19 ain't no fun, trust me I'm 19 and it's not fun (Case and point). You're just being all worried about turning 20. We need to stop living in the past and future. Live in the now. Because tomorrow may not happen and yesterday has already passed and it's not like you can do anything about it (unless you found that time machine and in that case, let me know).
Deuces
Sunday, April 18, 2010
Sunday, April 11, 2010
Stupid People
Hello All!
I apologize for the absence of my blogging. I know you ALL check this bad boy everyday and are hanging on my every word. And I know you were secretly thinking to yourself, "Self, when the eff SeeSee bringing the blog back?!" Well you can tell your self that the blog is back bitch! And the topic for this gorgeous night is stupid people. Damn sarcasm doesn't really work on this thing but hopefully you all will get it (the sarcasm was referring to "this gorgeous night." It's not a gorgeous night. It's fucking freezing.)
Stupid people piss me off. Why are you so stupid? Why are you talking? Why don't you do us all a favor and just go bury yourself in a hole some where far, FAR away? I feel that the reason these people act so effing stupid is they just want attention and have very, VERY low self esteem. But that's just Dr. CC's professional opinion. Can we please all take the time to think of ME as a doctor. Even better, a pediatrician! Oh man, would that be a hoot or what. But anywho, we all know I am just street smart and could never make it in the cut throat world of medicine. The type of stupid people I am currently referring to would be the type of people that like to just randomly butt in on a conversation that had NOTHING to do with them. I mean it's ok if you butt in and have something funny to say (Like Katie Terry saying, "Oh, I used to do that all the time!" As Katelyn spills water on her shirt at Taco Tuesday at EL TORITO. Katie Terry can butt in on any conversation I have and it will be ok with me). But it better be the funniest damn thing I ever heard in my life for you to butt in on my conversation. Otherwise keep your butt, face, mouth, and other body parts OUT of my conversation and perferably just away from me at all times because if I don't want you butting in I pretty much don't want to talk to you so stay the fuck away from me (Lent is over so I can say this). I do not like you and I'm sure it is not a new idea to ANYONE that I don't like you, so get the picture and fuck off. Actually you don't have to fuck off, just STOP TALKING and we'll be good.
The other type of stupid people I like to comment on and will comment on because this is motherfucking free country and I can do whatever I want and no one can stop me. Selfish motherfuckers is who I intend on commenting on. Selfish people that only care about themselves. You can't trust these people, trust me. They will end up stabbing you in the back and not giving a rat's ass that they did. If I could I would throw a rat's ass at them. But I would never want to pick up just a rat's ass. As a matter of fact I would never want to pick up any type of rat. But if I had to I would prefer that they whole body be intact because picking up just half a rat would be weird. These people piss me off to no extent. I don't understand how someone can go through life being that selfish and not have been punched in the face at least once. People! The world does not revolve around you. If you died, the world would not stop spinning. So don't act like it would. We should all strive to be less selfish. The first step in this process is admitting to ourselves and others that hey I can be a little selfish at times. Because it's true. It's human nature to be selfish and make sure that you are good before others. That's why in airplanes, they tell you to put your air mask on first and then worry about the people sitting next to you.
Other stupid people would be the one's that hate Barry Bonds. Don't hate, appreciate. Yes! He did take steroids. Yes! He was/probably still is an ass. But steroids or not you cannot deny that he was one of the best baseball players ever to play the game. Look at old videos of just his swing. That, my friends, is a B-E-A-Utiful swing! Just take it in and forget about the Roids. Forget about the fact that he was a total deutsch off the field and just appreciate the sheer beast of an athlete he was. Bring Barry Back!
We need to stop taking this beautiful gift of life that we have been given for granted. "Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it." Ferris is right my friends. We need to just stop and embrace the scenery. This could all be gone tomorrow. Be thankful for what you have because guess...your life could suck a lot more than you think it does. Try to enjoy life my friends, it only happens once.
Adios Amigos!
I apologize for the absence of my blogging. I know you ALL check this bad boy everyday and are hanging on my every word. And I know you were secretly thinking to yourself, "Self, when the eff SeeSee bringing the blog back?!" Well you can tell your self that the blog is back bitch! And the topic for this gorgeous night is stupid people. Damn sarcasm doesn't really work on this thing but hopefully you all will get it (the sarcasm was referring to "this gorgeous night." It's not a gorgeous night. It's fucking freezing.)
Stupid people piss me off. Why are you so stupid? Why are you talking? Why don't you do us all a favor and just go bury yourself in a hole some where far, FAR away? I feel that the reason these people act so effing stupid is they just want attention and have very, VERY low self esteem. But that's just Dr. CC's professional opinion. Can we please all take the time to think of ME as a doctor. Even better, a pediatrician! Oh man, would that be a hoot or what. But anywho, we all know I am just street smart and could never make it in the cut throat world of medicine. The type of stupid people I am currently referring to would be the type of people that like to just randomly butt in on a conversation that had NOTHING to do with them. I mean it's ok if you butt in and have something funny to say (Like Katie Terry saying, "Oh, I used to do that all the time!" As Katelyn spills water on her shirt at Taco Tuesday at EL TORITO. Katie Terry can butt in on any conversation I have and it will be ok with me). But it better be the funniest damn thing I ever heard in my life for you to butt in on my conversation. Otherwise keep your butt, face, mouth, and other body parts OUT of my conversation and perferably just away from me at all times because if I don't want you butting in I pretty much don't want to talk to you so stay the fuck away from me (Lent is over so I can say this). I do not like you and I'm sure it is not a new idea to ANYONE that I don't like you, so get the picture and fuck off. Actually you don't have to fuck off, just STOP TALKING and we'll be good.
The other type of stupid people I like to comment on and will comment on because this is motherfucking free country and I can do whatever I want and no one can stop me. Selfish motherfuckers is who I intend on commenting on. Selfish people that only care about themselves. You can't trust these people, trust me. They will end up stabbing you in the back and not giving a rat's ass that they did. If I could I would throw a rat's ass at them. But I would never want to pick up just a rat's ass. As a matter of fact I would never want to pick up any type of rat. But if I had to I would prefer that they whole body be intact because picking up just half a rat would be weird. These people piss me off to no extent. I don't understand how someone can go through life being that selfish and not have been punched in the face at least once. People! The world does not revolve around you. If you died, the world would not stop spinning. So don't act like it would. We should all strive to be less selfish. The first step in this process is admitting to ourselves and others that hey I can be a little selfish at times. Because it's true. It's human nature to be selfish and make sure that you are good before others. That's why in airplanes, they tell you to put your air mask on first and then worry about the people sitting next to you.
Other stupid people would be the one's that hate Barry Bonds. Don't hate, appreciate. Yes! He did take steroids. Yes! He was/probably still is an ass. But steroids or not you cannot deny that he was one of the best baseball players ever to play the game. Look at old videos of just his swing. That, my friends, is a B-E-A-Utiful swing! Just take it in and forget about the Roids. Forget about the fact that he was a total deutsch off the field and just appreciate the sheer beast of an athlete he was. Bring Barry Back!
We need to stop taking this beautiful gift of life that we have been given for granted. "Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it." Ferris is right my friends. We need to just stop and embrace the scenery. This could all be gone tomorrow. Be thankful for what you have because guess...your life could suck a lot more than you think it does. Try to enjoy life my friends, it only happens once.
Adios Amigos!
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