As the first week of my junior year comes to an end and I don't look forward to next week I sit and reminisce on the week that was and what the plethora of weeks to come will entail. I saw many familiar faces back at good ol' Chapman. When I say good I really do mean HORRIBLE...they charge me so far up the ass to go to this school that I can't even afford a car to get there. HEY Doty! While you're driving your Porsche or hovercraft or whatever else you drive to school let me borrow your helicopter please. I think that is the least you can do after taking all my money that you obviously don't need. Short little rat BASTARD! Oh Ohh! And don't even get me started on this fucking work study bullshit. 3 hours a week! 3 measly hours a week?! Are you kidding me?! How am I supposed to live off that shit?! OHHHHHHHHHH! Another thing is that stupid Argyros parking lot bidding bullshit. Can I just say, UGHHHHHHHHH! Not only is parking $290 then you're gonna do some stupid bidding bullshit so that the rich can have better parking spots and the peasants can fend for themselves and be all stressed out,"Ahhhh, I can't find a parking spot, so now I'm going to fail! Ahhh." This is BULLSHIT. So I guess what they say is true...life really isn't fair. The rich keep getting richer and I keep getting poorerrrr. The news was on campus today for God knows what(Jayvis, if you speak to God tonight ask him why they were on campus ok?) and I really wanted to run up to them and be like ohhh interview me, interview me!!! And then go off about this stupid ass school and how even if I wanted to transfer I really couldn't because most the credits don't even fucking transfer and then I would be so far behind that my brain might actually self combust. Ohh, it feels so good to be back my bitches. There will be many upon many special blogs to come. So I will have to tell you about the reminiscing some other time. I will try to keep them as eventful and as regular as possible because let's face it, my pain is your pleasure.
Good Night Everyone!
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