Stupid People

Hello All!
I apologize for the absence of my blogging. I know you ALL check this bad boy everyday and are hanging on my every word. And I know you were secretly thinking to yourself, "Self, when the eff SeeSee bringing the blog back?!" Well you can tell your self that the blog is back bitch! And the topic for this gorgeous night is stupid people. Damn sarcasm doesn't really work on this thing but hopefully you all will get it (the sarcasm was referring to "this gorgeous night." It's not a gorgeous night. It's fucking freezing.)

Stupid people piss me off. Why are you so stupid? Why are you talking? Why don't you do us all a favor and just go bury yourself in a hole some where far, FAR away? I feel that the reason these people act so effing stupid is they just want attention and have very, VERY low self esteem. But that's just Dr. CC's professional opinion. Can we please all take the time to think of ME as a doctor. Even better, a pediatrician! Oh man, would that be a hoot or what. But anywho, we all know I am just street smart and could never make it in the cut throat world of medicine. The type of stupid people I am currently referring to would be the type of people that like to just randomly butt in on a conversation that had NOTHING to do with them. I mean it's ok if you butt in and have something funny to say (Like Katie Terry saying, "Oh, I used to do that all the time!" As Katelyn spills water on her shirt at Taco Tuesday at EL TORITO. Katie Terry can butt in on any conversation I have and it will be ok with me). But it better be the funniest damn thing I ever heard in my life for you to butt in on my conversation. Otherwise keep your butt, face, mouth, and other body parts OUT of my conversation and perferably just away from me at all times because if I don't want you butting in I pretty much don't want to talk to you so stay the fuck away from me (Lent is over so I can say this). I do not like you and I'm sure it is not a new idea to ANYONE that I don't like you, so get the picture and fuck off. Actually you don't have to fuck off, just STOP TALKING and we'll be good.

The other type of stupid people I like to comment on and will comment on because this is motherfucking free country and I can do whatever I want and no one can stop me. Selfish motherfuckers is who I intend on commenting on. Selfish people that only care about themselves. You can't trust these people, trust me. They will end up stabbing you in the back and not giving a rat's ass that they did. If I could I would throw a rat's ass at them. But I would never want to pick up just a rat's ass. As a matter of fact I would never want to pick up any type of rat. But if I had to I would prefer that they whole body be intact because picking up just half a rat would be weird. These people piss me off to no extent. I don't understand how someone can go through life being that selfish and not have been punched in the face at least once. People! The world does not revolve around you. If you died, the world would not stop spinning. So don't act like it would. We should all strive to be less selfish. The first step in this process is admitting to ourselves and others that hey I can be a little selfish at times. Because it's true. It's human nature to be selfish and make sure that you are good before others. That's why in airplanes, they tell you to put your air mask on first and then worry about the people sitting next to you.

Other stupid people would be the one's that hate Barry Bonds. Don't hate, appreciate. Yes! He did take steroids. Yes! He was/probably still is an ass. But steroids or not you cannot deny that he was one of the best baseball players ever to play the game. Look at old videos of just his swing. That, my friends, is a B-E-A-Utiful swing! Just take it in and forget about the Roids. Forget about the fact that he was a total deutsch off the field and just appreciate the sheer beast of an athlete he was. Bring Barry Back!

We need to stop taking this beautiful gift of life that we have been given for granted. "Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it." Ferris is right my friends. We need to just stop and embrace the scenery. This could all be gone tomorrow. Be thankful for what you have because guess...your life could suck a lot more than you think it does. Try to enjoy life my friends, it only happens once.

Adios Amigos!