Fuck Bitches, Get Money.

You know what I hate more than life its self, when people don't know how to count! How fucking hard is it to count out the right fucking change. Fuck Bitches, Get Money. It really is not that difficult. How hard is it to count out $13! I blame this on Jayme Jarvis. When you say, "CC just put in the $20, you will get $13 back." And then I say "Jayvis! If I don't get my $13 back, I will be more than angry!" And then the stupid lady doesn't give me my $13 back. Fucking Bitch! (Not Jayme Jarvis, the server lady, who by the way would disappear for like an hour at a time. We shouldn't have given her that big of a tip. She did not deserve it.) OMG let's just say I was way more than angry. I can't even afford a car, I need every fucking cent to get by, damn it! Fuck Bitches, Get Money.

One more thing that I hate more than life its self(BTDub, there is a plethora of things I hate more than life its self) is fucking Camel toe. Seriously, why are your shorts up your vagina! Why?! I mean it's not like that's comfortable. Honestly, let's be realistic here, having your shorts up your vagina is not cute, attractive nor is it comfortable, so why would you have them there in the first place. There is absolutely no point! Even if it was attractive(which it's not if I haven't already mentioned that) who are you trying to impress?! Maybe you're trying to tell us something about yourself, eh? Well, guess what, NO ONE WANTS TO KNOW! Because in life people don't really care about you. Don't even get me started on Christmas cards and people sending out 10 page letters about what the last year has brought them. No Body Cares! I suppose that can be saved for another day. Fuck Bitches, Get Money.

People! Learn how to count money! Learn how to not have camel toe! We don't want to know what is up there! So please please PLEASE unroll your shorts and hide your vagina cuz don't nobody want to see that! Shit's Nasty! Fuck Bitches, Get Money.

Peace & Blessings