Death sucks! Why do people die? See this is why I do not believe in religion. Well I suppose I believe in religion because it does exist, BUT I don't do it! Why would God have people dying everywhere? It is stupid, there is absolutely no reason for death. Well, I take that back some people deserve to die and should die sooner and I don't really care how bad that sounds. How about rapists? They sure as all HELL deserve to die. How about child molesters? Fuck yes! How about that little fucker they like to call Adolf Hitler? He's just lucky I wasn't alive in the 40's or else I would have done things to him that should never even go through someone's mind. Let's just say his ass woulda got FUCKED UP! I hope that they really are shoving pineapples up his ass everyday like in Little Nicky, which by the way, everyone should watch that movie.
I am sorry to whom ever this may offend. I know that religion is a "touchy" subject for many folks. And there is no way to convince me otherwise that it is the right way to go, so don't try. Jayvis I know you love God and probably think I'm going to hell after all this. Who knows maybe that would be a good thing, then I could just chase Hitler around hell for the rest of eternity, trying to catch him. I hope he wouldn't be faster than me because that would not be good. But then again everyone's faster than me so he probably is, maybe not because he has been getting pineapples shoved up his ass since the 40's. That would sure as hell slow me down, I don't know about you. Maybe there is a reason that my car broke(and got stolen and broke even more) and now I have to ride my bike nearly everyday except for when very nice people give me rides. This is training me for hell. Ohhhh, well now it all makes sense. Thank you Jayme Jarvis! Jayvis! I would like you to imagine me chasing Hitler around hell. You will be looking down from Heaven and probably laughing your ass off. I like to think of your laugh as a giggle. Yes, your laugh is a giggle and it makes me giggle. Jayvis! You are just a bowl full of sunshine and bring light to my darkened day. Did you know the eyes are the gate way to the soul? Think about it people!
Many people, GOOD people, do not deserve to die. Nineteen year old Garland did not fucking deserve to die (I still miss you bro). My dog (literally, I mean my canine) did not deserve, nor need to die. Oma did not need nor deserve to die. Sorry peeps for the somewhat depressing Blog. I'll try better tomorrow. Until then, be happy you are not dead. (Just throwing it out there)
R.I.P. Oma, Good Night and Good Luck.
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