People who: think they are the shit, hypochondriacs, and monsters.

Dearest Friends,
I just want to mention that I feel horrible that I haven't had a bad day since I started this blog (even though we lost today), even though I started it yesterday. I know that I have so much more potential than this ish, but hey what are you going to do. DISCLAIMER: I also want to mention that these are my views, therefore if I offend you, I am sorry. However, if you know me at all, you know that I really don't give a shit about if I offend you so...go suck a D! as Courtney would say.

Now, I would like to discuss (and when I say discuss, I mean I write and you read) people who think they are the shit. Oh you people that think you are the shit, or as I like to call it, P.W.T.T.A.T.S. You are so silly. Usually these P.W.T.T.A.T.S., are not in fact the "shit." They are indeed usually the opposite. They indeed usually sit the bench or like to say that they didn't play this year because of "politics." Let me just tell these people, YOU ARE NOT THE SHIT, nor will you ever be because your fucking EGO is so God damn big that you don't think you need the work. Obviously, if you are riding the bench or not even on a fucking team, YOU ARE NOT THE SHIT. So get the fuck over it, grow the fuck up, and move the fuck on. And even if you are "the shit," don't act like it! All that does it make you look like a totally douche. As a country, we need to become more humble and less douchey. Let's start a movement right now!

Hypochondriacs: REALLY?! You are not sick! Mind over matter people! Drink some fucking Orange Juice and Man Up! Because, damn it, in the real world you only get so many sick days and as my Vitamin Water pointed out this morning, you are not really supposed to use your sick days as actual sick days. You are supposed to save them up so you can go on fucking vacation or just stay the fuck home and do nothing. So, word of advice for you motherfuckers: don't think you are sick, and you will not be sick!

Monsters: People that are Monsters. Fucking amazing! I love monsters. Dani Brown originated the "Monster" movement and for that I commend you. Oh, and thank you to the dumbass at Cal Lu for calling Dani Brown a monster. I commend you as well ma'am.

Until Next Time Folks!